Health Care

Jim:

- Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

Dwight:

- I'm not mad, I just wanna know who did it so that I can punish them.

Dwight: Who wrote this, this hysterical one? Anal fissures.

Kevin: that's a real thing

Dwight: yeah, but no one here has it

Kevin: Someone has it

Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Dwight: So I can lower it.